That’s Just Terrellible
Gosh, today’s news headlines are a real peach… Gunman kills 8 in nursing home rampage… Man decapitates two sisters at 5 year-old’s birthday party… 22 killed in Ivory Coast soccer stadium stampede… Australian’s commit euthanasia croaking thousands of toads… Jury Urges Death for man who tossed four children off an 80-foot bridge…Four charged in airport biker brawl… Scandalized whoring evangelist bites it in hospital…General Motors CEO tossed on his ass… and Miley Cyrus dominates Kid’s Choice Awards. Oh what a sick and twisted world we live in where an untalented mullet-headed country goon’s kid becomes the love of children everywhere. It is indeed a psychotic world, rampant with carnage and malice.
But maybe worst of all is the much-maligned wide receiver who may have a point when he says that the whole world is against him. Yes, I’m referring to the Terrellible One.
The always gracious and humble Terrell Owens, the NFL’s version of the ebola virus, claims that there was a conspiracy in Dallas that led to his being let go by team management. Much like Dallas’s other great conspiracy theory, you know, the grassy knoll of Dealy Plaza, three gunmen, yada, yada, yada, this one is rife with mystery and intrigue. Okay, maybe that was a little rough comparing him to a flesh eating disease. I guess you could just say he’s your regular everyday bout of cancer for any locker room he dresses in.
“You hear all the speculation, and you talk to the owner of the team, and he reassures you that you’re not going anywhere, and then, out of left field you get blindsided,” says Mr. Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy.
Poor, poor Terrell. But hey, let’s show some respect here and call the man by his real moniker, “T.O.” I mean, he’s gotta have a special name simply because he’s so much more specialer than your average every day NFL nobody.
“I know whole-heartedly he [Jerry Jones] wanted me there,” Owens told Rogers Sportsnet of Canada. “There were some people I know who got in his ear that pressured him to make that decision. For that, it’s sad. You let two or three people conspire to get me out of the situation.”
Gee, gooly, gosh, Terrell, what are we all gonna do, big fella?
All right, let’s cut the crap. Terrell Owens is a f@#king pariah. He’s a magnificent turd, the elusive floatie that spirals around the bowl but will not flush no matter how many times you jiggle the handle. This loathsome prick has caused disharmony for every team he has played for. While in San Fransisco, he eluded to the media that quarterback Jeff Garcia was a tad light in the cleats and enjoyed an occasional shot of post-game throat yogurt. In Philadelphia, he tossed QB Donavan McNab under a Broadstreet bus while claiming that the team would be better off with a leader like Brett Farve. He blamed Jessica Simpson for the Cowboy’s 2008 playoff loss to the Giants, and threw a world-class hissy fit after the Pittsburgh game this past season, claiming that Romo and his other receivers were in cahoots to leave ol’ numba 81 out of the equation. Of course, there was that soap opera crying bout after the Giants game as well, “That’s ma teammate…Sniffle, cry, sniff… that’s ma quarterback…”I think we can all strap a blazing L on to the front of that helmet.
Of course, after the Cowboys sent him packing, Owens did not remain without a team for long as there is always a franchise who will give a loathsome dirtbag another shot. He’ll play in Buffalo this season, a frigid northeast town with several hundred feet of snowfall annually, enough to stiffen those 35 year-old bones.
“They were really after me,” says the pigskin megalomaniac. “They wanted me, despite everything that had been said negatively about me. It was a no-brainer.”
Oh he’ll be a good boy at first, maybe a week or two, but then Owens will do something that gains attention because he is a world-class media whore if there ever was one. Will he O.D. on “payin’ pee-ills” again and miss practice?… call quarterback Trent Edwards a baloney smoker?…sign game balls with Sharpies? It’s only a matter of time before the man screams out, “LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!!! I’M TERRELL OWENS DAMNIT! LOOKEE OVER HERE!!!”
It’s all about T.O., people. He’s bigger than the game itself. It’s all about Terrell.
There have always been hateful pricks that when they play for YOUR team, you’ve got to learn to love ‘em. When Barry Bonds parks one in San Fran, nobody sits on their hands and politely says, “Yeah.” When Denis Rodman plowed an opponent while donning a nuclear green fro, Bulls fans never kept quiet. While Sean Avery waved his hands in Devils goalie, Martin Broduer’s face – enough to have the NHL create a rule about it – Rangers fans cheered with delight. And when Terrell Owens catches a touchdown pass this fall, and stands in the end zone with his Jesus Christ pose, Bills fans will hoot and holler – maybe as many times as when he drops a crucial third and five, delivered right in his hands.
Enjoy the rest of the Week. Now talk amongst yer selves.
Tommy Z.
JR Cigars Blog With the Zman
March 30th, 2009 at 8:52 am
I’ll comment more later, but for now just know that Billy Ray Cyrus is HOT ! And more, much more than the mullet thing you described !
And for Terrell : his annoyance is VERY high and just equals his increadible talent… He can continue his litle diva thing, as long as he continues to be that damn good. Just my 2 cents…
March 30th, 2009 at 9:42 am
What the heck ? You, guys, last week, whinned for hours because Tommy posted his blog late and today, it’s been on for 90 minutes and no one came to comment ???? You are a bunch of weirdies….
March 30th, 2009 at 9:43 am
OH MY EFFIN’ GAWD! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THE END IS NEAR!!!!
Surely the universe is about collapse in on itself and explode in some warped kind of cataclysmic Armageddon – you know, like the Big Bang theory says? Because it’s well before lunchtime on the west coast and the blog for the week is already posted!!!! HOLY FRIJOLES BATMANGS!!! As sure as Zman’s farts being responsible for “that smell” that permeates most of New Jersey, this cannot be anything other than a sign of the End of Days.
As for the topic of today’s blog – I agree completely and wholeheartedly with the Z. T.O. is freaking pathetic. No doubt about that!
I remember when he was in some kind of contract holdout negotiations, or got kicked off the bEagles, or something or another, where he was being interviewed, along with his agent. I remember being slack-jaw STUNNED hearing some of the incredulous egotism that came spewing out of the fvcktard T.O.’s mouth… I was struck by how different his world is than the one the rest of us live in. The guy clearly comes from an alternate reality where being the biggest and most classless ASS possible is the pinnacle of achievement, because he absolutely had climbed to the summit of that peak.
I think T.O. suffers from some sort of serious psychiatric disorder – and no, I’m not kidding at all. I think what we witness in T.O. is a clear demonstration of some kind of personality disorder. I never was very good at identifying the specific personality disorder. But I was always pretty good at recognizing blatant ones like T.O. Fugger’s got a diagnosis for sure – no doubt at all about that. And what that means is that he’s gonna be the way he is for the rest of his life. There’s no “cure” for personality disorders and cognitive/behavioral treatments are pretty much completely ineffectual…
It’s kind of like he was “wired up” defectively, and there’s no way to fix his circuits without going back to conception and fixing whatever got screwed up when his brain was developing – basically, something went wrong shortly after the sperm penetrated the egg. T.O. is the result. Whatcha gonna do?
March 30th, 2009 at 9:46 am
What? No boobies?
March 30th, 2009 at 9:54 am
bb -
Quitcher bitchin’ dammit! Z got the blog up on time for once, and he picked a great target.
Git with the program already and start dissin’ T.O. and singin’ Z praises for gettin’ the blog up nice-n-early. We wanna ENCOURAGE this behavior!
Positive reinforcement… C’mon dude. Sheesh!
March 30th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Ok, Cotty –
I could put up with T.O. if he had boobies.
March 30th, 2009 at 10:04 am
I mean, really, the only reason I put up with my wife is ’cause she has boobies!
March 30th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Or maybe I could put up with T.O. if he were to join the JETS. We have a habit of hiring washed up players.
But then, T.O. would be P.O.ed b/c we don’t have a quarterback that would be able to throw to him (but then, maybe that would be good for T.O., as he would have someone else to blame for his inadequacies).
March 30th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Geesh. It’s like having a conversation with myself here.
March 30th, 2009 at 10:07 am
LOL! If one day science were to give men the ability to grow a single boobie, men would lose all interest in everything else in the world and the women would have to fight the dogs for who would control the world…
March 30th, 2009 at 10:08 am
this blog could get the all time lowest rating from Maduro Man. that’s my bet, at least
March 30th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Onanism ?
March 30th, 2009 at 10:09 am
My “onanism” comment was addressed to Brian B that seems to like playing with himself…
March 30th, 2009 at 10:16 am
I’m starting to understand…..lucie likes Billy Ray Cyrus…..so it follows she’d like Z.
Still no cleavage.
March 30th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Not even cleavage could salvage this blog.
March 30th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Wide open girls in birthday suits might save it.
March 30th, 2009 at 10:31 am
at least they’d be more interesting to look at than Owens
March 30th, 2009 at 10:32 am
I think it’s time for me to boycott this blog again.
March 30th, 2009 at 11:10 am
You’re no football fan, Fiend! All this hoopla about the Gints… What a sham! Any REAL fan of the game would have PLENTY to say about T.O. I’m very disappointed in you…
March 30th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Okay, TO really sucks. This is the A-hole who said he wasn’t making enough money in Philly to take care of his family. Yeah, right. TO is the biggest whiner in pro sports. Anyone who makes that much money with that little performance hasn’t got the right to bitch.
The good news is sports: Villanova made it to the Final Four. If you didn’t watch the game vs Pitt, I’m sorry but you missed one hell of a battle. Fifteen lead changes right down to the wire.
Now here’s one for Z-man on cougars in Hollywood (enjoy): http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/29954822#29954822
March 30th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Z-man. You forgot to mention another NFL headline from today…Michael Vick is looking for a publisher. Seems the dog killing son-of-a-bitch wrote his memoirs while he was doin’ time!
March 30th, 2009 at 11:59 am
People like Vick should be put into an arena with the dogs he abused. Let them decide on the justice. What’s his book called? “The Art of Being Cruel and Stupid”?
Since Z’s not providing booby shots any more, maybe we should just include links with our posts. Sort of a low tech file sharing. How many of you think Eddie Van Halen is kicking himself after seeing the ex in a bikini on a magazine cover?
March 30th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
http://www.maxim.com/Girls-of-Heroes/girls_of_maxim/9575.aspx
March 30th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
See, now that’s what I’m talking about! Thanx GHD.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
AAAHhhhhhhhh
March 30th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Damn, it’s blocked at my office. Why couldn’t they block TO and let the boobies through?
March 30th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I always had the hots for Valerie Bertinelli, from back when she was on that TV show in the late-70s… Mrs. Cotty is a People Magazine subscriber. The “Bikini” issue arrived Saturday. Hum-unna, hum-unna!!! I was inspecting closely for cameltoe before I even realized what I was doing.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
BTW, after reading the first paragraph, you can see why I NEVER watch the news on TV, and only read the sports and business sections of the paper. And given crap like TO and the economy today, it’s getting hard to stomach those.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Even Hitler is made about T.O. landing in Buffalo. This is funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okhiJjuefPw
I think this will be his last year. He is 35. That ancient for a WR in the NFL. Bye bye T.O.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Speaking of football. Those 0-16 Lions of mine have updated “Bubbles” the Leaping Lion for the first time in 50 years. Here is the new and improved Bubbles that will don the helmet in coming years: http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/122652/lions_new.png
March 30th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I think Lucie secretly records “Hannah Montana” so she can see her boy, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Nice job being more upbeat and sarcastic this week Z. All we need back is some MILF and cougars and things will be back to some sense of normalcy.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
i’ll give z-man 9.5 on the subject maner, deduct points for no boobies, deduct points for no cougars, add points for execution…..
okay z-man, ya get a 4.2 today on the mad man scale…ya need the boobies to bring it up.
March 30th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
DiD,
Think about this: Billy Ray has a mullet and Lucie thinks he’s hot, Zman has a mullet and Lucie thinks he’s hot………..
March 30th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
http://images.google.com/images?q=mullet&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7GGLR&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=Ww3RSfrhJZPunQfq6bGzCg&oi=property_suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-revision&cd=1
Contain yourself LucIE.
March 30th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Mullets, mullets everywhere,
French Canadians must beware!
By the way maduroman…don’t forget to deduct points for no booze!
March 30th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I had a mullet. In 1987. It was a fine mullet too.
March 30th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Around these parts, a mullet is a baitfish, often used to catch larger fish. They themselves can grow to 2-3 lbs. It’s great to be fishing, and all of a sudden see something tear into a pod of mullet within casting range. They are not really at all edible.
http://www.ncwaterman.com/photos/MulletBigBreakers7lo.jpg
March 30th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
hotties to hitler to mullets. . . wow, what a ride.
March 30th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
okay, i forgot the no booze, brian…
3.1 now…..
March 30th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Hey Darren, I like the new Lion.
And it sure as hell looks like Bubbles has a mullet!
March 30th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
DiD, do they hope that the new, fiercer looking lion will inspire the fear in the other teams????
March 30th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
That Hitler skit is funny stuff!!!
March 30th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Speaking of booze . . . .
I am looking to stray away from Johnny Walker Black. I reread the blog on libations, trying to get an idea of “good” scotches that are out there. What are your recommendations, and what do you like about them?
March 30th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
brian b,
Scotch is like cigars, there are many different types and regions and each one has its own characters. I prefer the Islay scotches, particularly Lagavulin. They are very peaty and smokey. I also enjoy other types such as Macallan, The Glenlivet and The Balvenie. Even within these brands there are different variations just like in cigars and their manufacturers. The best thing to do is the same that you would do before buying a box of cigars. Go to a bar and have a different scotch each time. If you truly want to drink it like a Scotsman, then have the bar tender put just a splash (less then a teaspoon) of water in it and no ice.
March 30th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
mmmmmmm, glenlivet…
3 fingers worth in a highball glass w/ about a fingers worth of room temp water like lou said…
if you put ice in good scotch ya should be horsewhipped..
March 30th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I like the Macallan’s 10 that is in the price rage of JWBlack. It’s aged in Sherry casks which gives it a slightly sweeter taste.
March 30th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Then horsewhip me. Yeah, that’s the spot. Yeah baby, yeah…
March 30th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Zman’s got the right idea. Great scotch, good price. I personally don’t care for the Islay scotches, way too mediciny tasting for me. I prefer a good Highlands scotch. Most any is decent, but The Macallan, Dalwhinnie, and Balvenie are 3 of my favorites.
March 30th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Also if you google “scotch whisky” you will come up with several sites that will give you guidance on the different regional scotches and the distillery’s different products.
March 30th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Balvenie Doublewood is terrific.
March 30th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Posting the blog early results in more responses, huh?
Just an observation…
March 30th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Well at least you all don’t think I’m suicidal. That’s a nice start.
March 30th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
“zman Says:
March 30th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Well at least you all don’t think I’m suicidal. That’s a nice start.”
we just don’t discuss it as it might push you over the edge. Maintaining what little bits of sanity you might have left is a full time concern for us.
Okay, okay, I’m still laughing my ass off after writing that!!!
March 31st, 2009 at 6:27 am
little bits of crumb cake is all that Z has rattling around in that melon of his
March 31st, 2009 at 6:38 am
and I’m still boycotting this blog
March 31st, 2009 at 6:49 am
Fox News Cougar Contest
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511599,00.html
March 31st, 2009 at 9:12 am
Good article GHD. I’ve always liked that Valerie Bertinelli. She is looking good!
March 31st, 2009 at 9:14 am
Okay, totally off topic, but here’s my best fighter from a tournament on Saturday. This is a 4 second TKO (and yes, I’m happy about it): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV4chptiTRQ
March 31st, 2009 at 9:19 am
Back on topic: Valerie over Mariah any day. Thanks GHD.
Glad to see that fiend is being consistent in his boycott.
March 31st, 2009 at 9:24 am
I agree on Valerie, however, this is pretty smokin’.
http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/0,4644,1075,00.html#5_0
March 31st, 2009 at 9:28 am
If Fiend is coming on here 2-3 times per day to tell us he’s still boycotting, is that really boycotting? ………….I don’t think so!!!
Besides, we’ve posted some boobs and butts ourselves recently (see above).
March 31st, 2009 at 9:36 am
“roadlizard7 Says:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:28 am
If Fiend is coming on here 2-3 times per day to tell us he’s still boycotting, is that really boycotting? ………….I don’t think so!!!
Besides, we’ve posted some boobs and butts ourselves recently (see above).”
In the “real” world people show they are boycotting by walking in circles and holding signs that tell everyone they are boycotting. In the virtual world fiend drops in every so often to tell us he’s still boycotting.
March 31st, 2009 at 9:36 am
Valerie!!!!!!!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:08 am
Lou, that was a great TKO, but where are the boobs?
March 31st, 2009 at 11:21 am
Oh my poor eyes !!!!!!!!!!! I clicked on GhD’s link and a page full of mullets opened ! I’m pretty sure it killed my libido for the two coming weeks ! THis is just cruel !
March 31st, 2009 at 11:42 am
Gotta go with Valerie!
LucIE, I’d thought we’d have to mop you off the floor after you looked at those mullets!
March 31st, 2009 at 11:52 am
Lou- didn’t that kid get kicked in the nuts before the head shot??
March 31st, 2009 at 11:55 am
No, bottom of the chest protector. Here are some more highlights from Tim. I’m looking for him as an Olympic contender in 2012.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbfq7ihCBE4&feature=related
March 31st, 2009 at 12:01 pm
do the kids talk trash in there?
March 31st, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Refs give penalties for trash talking. Even the coaches can’t trash talk or they get removed.
March 31st, 2009 at 3:20 pm
GGGGOoooooooooo DETROIT!
http://detroit.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/photogallery/street-d-team-2009/1062409/content
April 1st, 2009 at 8:10 am
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
OBAMA-MAMA has issued his resignation!!!!!!!!!
April 1st, 2009 at 8:58 am
“God help Detroit Says:
April 1st, 2009 at 8:10 am
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
OBAMA-MAMA has issued his resignation!!!!!!!!!”
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 1st, 2009 at 10:19 am
Even on April fools day, that’s a cruel joke, my friend.
April 1st, 2009 at 10:21 am
Would you believe that no good son of a bitch Brian B. bombed the shit out of my mailbox?
Just in time for S-Chip, too. Wow, that was awfully nice.
Gotta love the BB man.
April 1st, 2009 at 10:25 am
haha worth a try!
April 1st, 2009 at 10:54 am
Well…I guess the S-Chip is not an April Fool’s joke!!!
April 1st, 2009 at 11:18 am
“Brian W Says:
April 1st, 2009 at 10:54 am
Well…I guess the S-Chip is not an April Fool’s joke!!!”
We should be so lucky.
Anyway, the local morning radio heads in Philly were talking about April Fool’s pranks and there was a new one making it through the schools that’s right up Zman’s alley.
Take a filled balloon into the crapper stall. Flush and put the balloon in the hole so that it blocks the water. Next take a dump on the balloon. Now the only way for someone to clear the balloon blockage is to break the crap covered balloon. Breaking it flings poo everywhere. Leave it to the Philly school district to come up with these ideas.
April 1st, 2009 at 11:52 am
My wife and I have a debate….
“Hot or Not”
http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season_8/megan_joy/
She gets my HOT vote!
April 1st, 2009 at 12:05 pm
I’m not a big fan of tattoos, but she’s still hot.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Skanky, but doable. But the bitch can NOT fuggin sing.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:14 pm
haha, last night WAS a trainwreck and her tats (yes, with an “a”) are weird, but man-oh-man. There is something about her that would make up for ALL of that!
April 1st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
skanky but doable used to be my standards…
April 1st, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Now just skanky?
April 1st, 2009 at 1:23 pm
doable
April 1st, 2009 at 1:34 pm
hate tats on women but if she played her cards right she could win a ride on the dodger_fan pleasure machine.
April 1st, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I do not watch American Idol. I cannot stand the show. But…I did click on GHD’s link. She’s hot.
5 days until Opening Day.
They are working fast and furious downtown rounding up the bums and putting nice, fake stuff on the abandoned buildings in time for this weekend’s Final Four at Ford Field. I had tickets to the regional final last year. Unless you are courtside, its a zillion miles to the court. I’ll stick to watching it on the TV.
April 1st, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I’m with you DiD. I was up in a suite with my father-in-law; the suite was awesome but the view was horrendous.
They’ve had road crews cleaning up garbage on 275 each afternoon this week and the inmates are on 75 and 696.
April 1st, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I’m not a fan of tats either, but I wouldn’t turn it down.
April 1st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
hey, i didn’t come here to be insulted……
but it makes a nice bonus
April 1st, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I bet she’s a freak….
April 1st, 2009 at 4:16 pm
She’s a freak all right . . . you should have seen the things she did to me in my dreams last night . . . .
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:50 am
So who ya go winning the NCAA tourney this weekend?
Michigan State? Its like a home game for them. The crowd of 65,000 will be probably 50k in favor of MSU.
North Carolina? IMO the best team. Can they overcome the home crowd disadvantage if these two meet in the finals?
Villanova? Vastly underrated. Could they pull a repeat of their title in the 80s and suprise everyone?
UConn? Solid, tough team. Has played very well in the tourney?
So, who wins?
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 am
If State plays like they played the first half against Louisville, North Carolina wins. If State plays like they played the second half against Louisville, State wins. It just depends which State team shows up. Are you going down to the games at all?
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:27 am
I have to go with UConn. The Big East is just brutal. Tough games every week which should be an advantage. That’s just my Big east bias!
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:41 am
I don’t care. My brackets fell apart last week, so there is no hope of my winning anything.
We even have a last place, but I don’t win that one, either.
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:08 am
in addition to boycotting this blog, I am also boycotting the Final Four
and tats on broads suck
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:13 pm
When Dennis Miller was doing the news segment on SNL, there was a headline that said something like “Nations engaging in tit for tat diplomacy.” Miller goes, “What I want to know is ‘what’s tat, and how can it trade it in for the other thing?’”
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
haha I love that guy!
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
GHD…not going to go down for the games, but am going to go down for the open practice tomorrow. I went for the Regional finals last year and let’s just say Ford Field is a great football venue, but way too big for basketball IMO. So, I’ll run down for an hour of the open practice and see what is going on down there tomorrow.
Next week (Friday), I’ll be going to Opening Day though! Here I am sportin’ my new Tiger’s lid I picked up yesterday: http://www.shoplikeaman.com/images/DarrenTigers.jpg I’m ready for baseball to start.
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Just bought a bottle of the Balvenie Doublewood; initial reaction is that I am going to be quite happy with this, my first single malt.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:56 pm
there are no blends that compare to a good single malt…
i am glad we are getting close to monday so a certan polack will grace us with another one of his mindless ramblings.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I do wish he would join us more frequently for “our” mindless ramblings.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:42 pm
i think the vodka is getting to my brain
April 3rd, 2009 at 6:40 am
brian b wrote: “I do wish he (Zman) would join us more frequently for “our” mindless ramblings.”
+1
Zman, where the hell are you? Get back here and make mindless comments with the rest of us.
TGIF people! Anybody smoking cigars this weekend? I know you boozehounds got the scotch and bourbon lined up
I am thinking of scoring some Bell’s Oberon beer for the weekend.
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
I never thought I’d ever get to this day…my last work day! Now I have to go out and buy a new computer so I can keep up with this blog. The booze will be flowing tonight!!!!
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:42 am
Retirement, BW? Congrats!!!
Weekend plans: 10 mile hike in the Catskills on Saturday. Sunday — digging a trench from the garage to the shed (41 feet) to bury conduit so that I can have electricity in my shed!!!
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:01 am
Someone just came in my office a gave me a bottle of Silver Patron! I know what I’m having for lunch!
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:07 am
Mexican Food?
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:09 am
BB, you will love the Doublewood. It is one of the stronger Highlands single malts. Try it with a fairly bold cigar, maybe something by Don Pepin.
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:10 am
I won a grammatical bet with a college yesterday, and I am expecting a six pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.
Not quite a bottle of Patron, but still a nice ale that will go well with the weekend smokes.
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:12 am
I had a small glass last night (no cigar, though), and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The wife, however, questioned the purchase, noting that I had quite a stockpile of whisky (eys) in the cabinet. I had to explain to her that those were burbons, and that this was scotch!
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 am
roadlizard7 Says:
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:07 am
Mexican Food?
Si senor!!!
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:57 am
Seafood tonight and to the bar with some friends afterwards.
I think I’m stuck working tomorrow morning and family is in town tomorrow afternoon.
It’s supposed to rain on Sunday, I may hang out in the garage, smoke, drink, and catch-up on some reading.
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:26 am
Well, the IT folks just came to take away my computer. Everyone have a great weekend. Hopefuly by Monday I’ll be hooked-up at home!
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Now that he’s gone, anyone else think that Brian W was a weirdo?
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:21 pm
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April 3rd, 2009 at 10:12 am
I had a small glass last night (no cigar, though), and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The wife, however, questioned the purchase, noting that I had quite a stockpile of whisky (eys) in the cabinet. I had to explain to her that those were burbons, and that this was scotch!
women just don’t get it….
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Congrats Brian W!
I took a long lunch and rolled downtown in time to see the open practice (Michigan State, followed by Villanova). Downtown was packed and the bars were crammed. I SO wanted to stay. We took some pics and headed back. It was nice to see people downtown.
Shill for Zman —> read his piece on SCHIP on http://www.planetzman.com Good stuff. Shut up ‘Fiend. LOL
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:11 pm
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April 3rd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Men definitely need 3 pairs, maybe 4. A black pair, a brown pair, tennies, and maybe some kind of moccasins or slippers, or flip-flops. No need for any others unless you need some with steel toes for work.
Okay, I lied. I also have a pair of cowboy boots for the 3 weeks the rodeo is here every year.
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Tonight it’s off to Texas Land and Cattle restaurant w/friends. Celebrating my birthday a week early, since we’re going to Louisiana next weekend to visit my wife’s family over Easter.
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
BTW, Houston Open Golf Tournament this weekend. Tune in for a great field and some beautiful Texas weather.
I’ll be there Sunday. Look for me! LOL
April 4th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Hey, happy early birthday, rl7! What’d you have for your b-day dinner?
April 6th, 2009 at 9:11 am
We split several appetizers like fried onion strings and polynesian shrimp, a ceasar salad, and grilled shrimp with a buttered cinnamon sweet potato, then some kind of cheesecake that was enough to feed all 7 of us dessert.
Not to mention a Chivas, and a glass of Toasted Head Chardonnay.
Excellent dinner.
Oh yeah, and a card that said birthdays are like boogers; the more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
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