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Archive for October 24th, 2008

The Official October Cougar Update

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Several weeks back we set a record for comments here on the bloggy with my piece on my top 30 hot COUGARS – you know – gals 35 + up who still look garsh darn nice. I surfed a few men’s sites and it seems that no one really pays much credence to the older ladies and I say that is a flagrant faux pas by the media.

As the weeks have ensued, the number of ladies to make my prestigious list has doubled and I thought I’d make a few additions today for discussion. Let me start by saying that I’m well aware that this is a shallow attempt to get hits onto this site, but I’m pretty sure that the audience won’t seem to mind. We LOVE the ladies and this our man-pig tribute to them all.

Now remember, my criteria is that they are over 35 and still look great – now, in the present. A few of you mentioned Sophia Loren, but I just saw a recent photo of her and her face looks like a catcher’s mitt slathered in Maybeline. And don’t bring up Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island cuz she’s really scary – if you saw her arrest mugshot for getting caught with a bag of weed in her car, you know what I’m talking about..

So here’s some new members of the ALL Z Team – and remember something – I’m a COUGAR freak – so if you don’t like your drive with a little mileage under the hood, than don’t gimme any or your wise-ass lip, capishe?

Okay… I added Halle Berry. Yes, she’s a beautiful lady, indeed, but the people at Esquire Magazine are way out of bounds naming her the sexiest woman alive. Good Lord, I might have several hundred chicks in front of that line. So how about Faith Hill? Yes, oh so very pretty. And we talked of Lori Laughlin from Full House fame, still smoking. Rebecca Romjin looks great. And I really dig Debra Messing from Will & Grace – A sexy redhead and still rockin’.

Some may argue this but I dig Brooke Sheilds. She’s a big-un and quite refined. You ever see Robin Meade from Morning Express on CNN?… Stunning. Julie Chen from CBS Good Morning is a hottie for sure and I’ve always dug Liz Claman from the stock market show, Squawk Box – Another red head who speaks to my innards. Jillian Barbarie has an incredible body and has that “I’m dirtier than a bus tire” look.

Finally, I’ve got a gal that gives me the shivers and HOT is just not a hot enough description. She was on the Best Damned Sports Show, Monday Night Football, and is just one very large, long legged, Latin beauty by the name of Lisa Guerrero. Wow – I mean homina, homina…this lady gets my external compass pointing north.

So there ya have it…. New additions to the fold… here’s the list so far… so talk amongst yer selves.

You can NEVER beat this topic to death. Rooooooowr!

Raquel Welch
Jane Seymour
Suzanne Sommers
Fran Dresher
Tina Fey
Renee Russo
Cindy McCain
Sarah Palin
Terri Hatcher
Demi Moore
Sharon Stone
Rachel Hunter
Nicole Sheridan
Kim Catrall
Mariska Hargitay
Mika Brzezinski
Cindy Crawford
Christie Brinkley
Susan Lucci
Linda Gray
Heather Locklear
Dana Delany
Annie Archer
Kirsten Davis
Linda Carter
Julia Louie Dryfus
Nancy O’Dell
Morgan Fairchild
Dolly Parton
Shannon Tweed
Bernadette Peters
Nancy Wilson
Jenny McCarthy
Claudia Schiffer
Cheryl Tiegs
Heidi Klum
Elle MacPherson
Sheryl Ladd
Jaclyn Smith
Tonya Roberts
Leeza Gibbons
Pamela Anderson
Bo Derek
Courtney Cox
Carol Alt
Rebecca Romjin
Lori Laughlin
Halle Berry
Adrienne Barbeau
Faith Hill
Brooke Shields
Liz Claman
Lisa Guerrero
Julie Chen
Debra Messing
Jillian Barberie
Robin Meade

Later Boyz,

Tommy Z.

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