122 comments were put up with the most ever for an article before that being 56. I guess I found my audience’s G-spot. The elusive cougar is certainly a great mystery of nature and one that should be put up on a pedestal (and as Steve Martin used to say, “just high enough so you can see up their skirts.”) Just consider the Zman your modern day Marlin Perkins.

Okay, I’m a guttural swine, a man pig extraordinaire…but you knew that – and I’m sure if you’re a fan of the blog, you join me everyday for a swim in the man-mud.

I thought you might appreciate a tally of the names of the women – 35 years and up – that we the people put into the list. Now I know some of you don’t agree with all of them – but I don’t give a rat’s dumper, cuz this is MY list and these are the ladies I will personally contact to keep my mind sane from the pressures of the grotesque mortgage crisis we have been straddled with.

And NO Lucie, Ed Hoculi is NOT on the list…but Phyliss Diller is on Garfiend’s.

Raquel Welch
Jane Seymour
Suzanne Sommers
Fran Dresher
Tina Fey
Renee Russo
Cindy McCain
Sarah Palin
Terri Hatcher
Demi Moore
Sharon Stone
Rachel Hunter
Nicole Sheridan
Kim Catrall
Mariska Hargitay
Mika Brzezinski
Cindy Crawford
Christie Brinkley
Susan Lucci
Linda Gray
Heather Locklear
Dana Delany
Annie Archer
Kirsten Davis
Linda Carter
Julia Louie Dryfus
Nancy O’Dell
Morgan Fairchild
Dolly Parton
Shannon Tweed
Bernadette Peters
Nancy Wilson
Jenny McCarthy
Claudia Schiffer
Cheryl Tiegs
Heidi Klum
Elle MacPherson
Sheryl Ladd
Jaclyn Smith
Tonya Roberts
Leeza Gibbons
Pamela Anderson
Bo Derek
Courtney Cox

OK. That’s 44 lovlies to keep you warm at night, or whenever you crave a bout of sudden warmth.

Now, I ask for YOU to Pick your top 3… the 3 who you would hang out with so the paparazzi would know your name and life would get better for a while (physically at least.)

Like 12 year old boys, we’ll make notes and compare.

I go first…but to narrow 44 down to three is rough, but a man’s gotta do…you know…

Raquel Welch (The Queen)
Morgan Fairchild (What a bod)
Dana Delaney

Wow, that was literally the hardest thing I’ve EVER had to do in my adult life. I’m exhausted. Whew. Wait a minute, I think I’m swapping Delany for Jenny McCarthy. I think Jenny would be a better romp. But then again, Nancy Odell is amazing.

OK… I’ll have Raquel, Morgan, and Jenny – with a side of Dana, and a splash of Nancy.

OH MY GOD… how could I pass on Jane Seymour?!

Ok, fellers…what say ye? Gimme your three. Add to the list if you want to do a write-in vote. And, chicks can vote too.

God, I am such an ass… but it’s so much fun.